11.   A by-the-numbers mid-life crisis.

12.   A crisis in assembly!

13.   A ho-hum hostage crisis?

14.   A moral crisis.

15.   A hostage crisis?

16.   A new military or political crisis?

17.   A new foreign crisis?

18.   Busing crisis?

19.   But a crisis, no.

20.   But a crisis of confidence?